Category: Joke Board
There was a much married woman who walked into a bridal shop one day, and
told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth
wedding.
"Well," asked the sales clerk, "exactly what type of dress are you looking
for?"
The bride to be explained, "I'd like a long frilly white dress with a pretty
lace veil."
The sales clerk didn't quite know what to say, but she finally tried to
explain, "Frankly madam, gowns of that nature are considered more
appropriate for brides who
are being married the first time -- for those who are a bit more innocent,
if you know what I mean."
"Well," replied the customer heatedly, more than a little put out at the
clerk's implication. "I can assure you that, I, am as innocent as the rest
of them. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent
as any first time bride! You see, my first husband was so excited about our
wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel for our honeymoon. My
second husband and I got into a terrible fight in the limo, on our way to
the reception, and haven't spoken since. We had that wedding annulled
immediately!"
"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk somewhat dazedly.
"Well, it was like this," groused the woman, "he was a Republican, and every
night for four years he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good
it was going to be!!"
kinda funny but couldn't really get the joke.